Your privacy is at the utmost importance.
We will not sell or distribute your information to any third parties, unless we can make a huge profit on your personal information, at which time, you will receive nothing in the form of payment, either by cash distribution or services. As a matter of fact, we are pursuing options to make a profit, so all that was said prior to this sentence should be considered null and void, and no longer applies. In the company's best interest, all of your personal information will probably be make public to any and all third parties (and second parties) which may request information about you such as your browsing habits, location, and time of day/day of week of your most recent visit. Then again, this doesn't really make much sense so maybe we are a little dazed and confused (great movie), and don't really know what we are talking (writing) about. On top of that there really isn't a "we", and it's more like me or I, sometimes myself, or the pronoun thereof. You know, I always wondered what privacy policies always really said, I guess I know now, it's filled with useless information about anything that can be construed as binding and applicable to the website, or medium that it is presented on. As you can tell, I am extremely bored being laid-off, and therefore have written this long run-on paragraph about nothing whatsoever, and also have made it look like there is actually a "real" privacy policy about your protection. Then again, I could care less about your protection, which leads me back to the second and third sentence. And in conclusion I also wonder how any outside work ever gets completed in the area in which I live, being that it rains more than mauka Kauai during the Hawaiian "Winter". It really sucks, because, it could be sunny, then you get your "gardening gloves", and by the time that you put them on, it starts pouring like a monsoon. How in the hell did the houses out here ever get built? Well this concludes my "blog" privacy policy, and I hope that you now feel secure in yourself in visiting this site. Don't worry, the Plutonians will not visit your house and steal the capacitors within your video card and transport them to Uranus for sale on the black market primarily geared to Quadrant 17 tourists, whom have stopped by to eventually vacation on the moons of Jupiter. Which brings me to the next question about the beginning of the universe. God / big bang?? Maybe religion and science is actually the same thing. Religion states that God said and there was. What if God is actually a simple explanation about the "spark" that was the catalyst to the big bang. What does science say? There was a big bang, and that we are actually in a universe that expands and contracts over time. Currently, we are in an expanding universe, which is the cause of obesity in the United States, which has been proven as an effect of marriage (according to scientific studies). Another thing is how do these guys get grants for millions of dollars to do "scientific research" about information that I most commonly refer to as common sense. That's what I want to do, get paid to do studies about how shoes effectively protect your feet, and how slippers do not protect the upper portions of your feet, except the little upside down "V" portion that the sun makes upon tanning your feet. Which, by the way, makes me realize that I need to go to Wal-Mart ® and buy some new slippers because my slippers have permanent indentures within the part where I am supposed to have a bridge, but then again I'm Filipino (only the country gets spelled with a "Ph" e.g. Philippines), so I have natural flat feet, which made it extremely difficult for me to run long distances in basic training and survive. You know in 9th grade, I was playing soccer and fractured my 4th metatarsal (counting from the big toe - right foot), and it really sucked.
And in conclusion:
It's pretty private in here isn't it?
The dark background actually saves energy though.